alienfirst:

alienfirst:

Oops, surprise. I like Homestuck. In a passive way. So this is dumb.

Newt as a jade blood (with horns that just could never figure out how they wanted to grow) and Hermann as a burgundy blood (with horns shaped in the golden spiral/golden ratio). Because I thought it was funny. Newt being a jade blood that would later become a rainbow drinker (whatever if they’re all female, forget you) because then he could hold his own rave party. Hermann just seemed like he’d be at the bottom of the hemospectrum.

Sorry but not sorry.

I have nothing for 4/13, so I’ll just reblog the last Homestuck art I did which was… wow, Pacific Rim. Go figure. Does Amanda have a whole thing with Newt dying by Otachi and coming back as a rainbow drinker to basically kick Hannibal in the balls for a kaiju brain? Yeah, yeah she does.

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

Well, our scenario once had a weapons shop named Macey’s…

howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent
howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer
"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop
"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent

howtocarveroastunicorn:

"Lovecraft tribute 2014" & "HELLBOY-20-years contest" by Juan Calle aka Onikaizer

"Kaiju" & "Archdemon of Unx" by Dave Allsop aka DaveAllsop

"Yithian Temporal Communicator", "Hastur the Unspeakable" & "Cthulhu statue - revisited" by Paul Carrick aka nightserpent


"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."
- WTNV, Dana

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."

- WTNV, Dana

(Source: three-legged-cow)

QuestionHi! I'm a big fan of both Night Vale and your blog! For a final project in our literature class, some friends and I are making a mock Night Vale podcast using the books we've read--the Odyssey, Frankenstein, Slaughterhouse Five, and others--as news stories and editorials. Do you have any advice for us? Answer

jeebuspleabus:

Advice? Oh boy.
I imagine if you’ve read all of those books, you don’t need any advice from me. But if you guys record your project, I’d love to hear it!

Good luck!

Thanks for your support! We’ll definitely send you a copy! :D

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

herbertwest:

There’s no way ‘drift compatible’ isn’t a Facebook relationship option in the Pacific Rim universe

toastyhat:

toastyhat:

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Separate versions of these.

This has been a private post for ages but I just realized today that maybe some people might enjoy high-quality, larger versions of the faded-together gifs I posted a while ago.  Just don’t watch them too long or you’ll start to see all the mistakes. @_@

When did I get 31 followers? Well, hello, new people. Talk to me as you wish; I am bored.

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

I READ ABOUT THIS

There’s this old urban legend that green M&Ms are aphrodisiacs! Mars saw a niche and ran with it, selling bags of just-green M&Ms (though never directly stating they had lovey-dovey properties so they wouldn’t get sued). They created the green M&M character as a personification of the legend. 

sagefae:

liveattheauction:

Are there any other Druids here on Tumblr? I’m feeling disconnected from the Earth and my faith and I’d love to hear from other people of the same religion. Can anyone help me?

Druidry

Druidry- Where do I begin?

Druidry- What is Druidry?

Druid Tree Meditation

A Note About Druidry

Online Druid Courses

druid networks: 1, 2

There are many druids on Tumblr that are willing to help. :)

This is awesome—thank you so much! 

QuestionHello, my druidry blog is oakpath(.)tumblr(.)com :) It's new but I'm working on it. I would love to talk to some other druids, as I am new to the religion and still trying to figure stuff out Answer

Sorry, I didn’t see this ‘til now—thanks, I’ll follow! I’m in a similar boat; I’ve called myself a Druid in theory for over a year now, but I haven’t really had a chance to study the religion as a dedicate. So I’m just now getting into the practice part. 

gateaugrimoire:

I just had a thought about Garnet and Steven.

In Arcade Mania, the only way for Steven to snap Garnet out of her trance is to violently break the Meat Beat Mania machine, but not before he attempts the more sensible method of trying to beat her at the game, in spite of her obvious advantage of her being a Crystal Gem. In the end, it’s violence that solves the problem.

In So Many Birthdays, Garnet attempts to snap Steven out of his rapid aging by violently shaking him when Amethyst and Pearl’s more sensible (for aliens such as themselves) attempts at emulating human practices fail to work, due to their lack of understanding of human physiology. Garnet was attempting to do exactly what Steven did to snap her out of her trance, violence, to reverse his aging because she figured if what he did to fix her would work, why wouldn’t it work if she did it to fix him?

All the more proven by her heartbroken “I thought… violence, would be the answer,” because she thought that it would be, because before, it had.

oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 
oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 

oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 

(Source: oracularfantastica)